(Field report from our coach Martin a.k.a. HappyTalk)
Last Saturday I was at a friend’s birthday party. I was dressed in an incredible stylish Santa costume, drinking a ton of vodka. Shortly after my arrival I pass out from drinking too much too fast and I wake up again at 4:45 AM thinking “FUCK! I missed the whole thing!!” - Kids, do NOT drink!!! You will go CRAZY!!!
The positive thing about waking up at 4:45 AM: I was almost sober again, so we go to the nearest bar which has about 100 people inside. I open one (1) group of people, … the hottest girl I could see, standing with a friend by the dance floor. Being the PUA that I am, I drag her out there and instantly start applying KINO, gently pushing her up against the nearby walls, so we can stand really close together and build up an intimate atmosphere. Santa gets away with everything!
Something I do a lot is to move their hands to the position where I would like to have them, in doing this I actually escalate on their behalf. This could be around my hips, or I move them so they hold around my head - especially when I sense it’s time for the makeout. Or, I simply move one of her legs around me so she can hold me tight. She’s in control all of the way and I lead, it makes perfect sense!
When we are done dancing I grab two chairs, one for my girl and one for me, effectively holding the initiative and locking myself in with her. The friend is already seated at this point, so I befriend her and have fun with them until the friend sub-communicates that she’s cool with me being there with them. I am thinking “Go - I’m in” now, and quickly go for the makeout just before the place closes for the night.
The three of us leave the place and guys left and right are moving in on my target, desperately trying to secure SOMETHING before facing that they will have to go home alone. I use the situation to my advantage and quickly move to isolate my girl around a corner and we have another tongue-down. We then head to my place to do the natural things that grown-ups do together when they’re all alone.
All in all, it took me 60 minutes of escalation fun with a really nice and goodlooking girl from the second I approached until we reached the point where the bedtime stories began.
After she had left, I burst into laughter… “My room is full of condom casings that are ripped open. Christmas is here. Nice.”
